After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and . . ... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" One Newfie passenger yelled, "Lard tunderin jesus b'y you should see the back of mine!" :lol: LOL!!!!!!!!! I Love that joke.