I freely admit that I stole this off the CCS forum. It made ME laugh.... The world's biggest Roadracing fan died and went to heaven. When he arrived he found himself the best seat at the most fabulous track he'd ever seen. There he saw Joey Dunlop and David Jefferies racing side by side. Right behind them he saw Daijiro Kato closing in when all of the sudden the Repsol #69 streaked by all 3 of them. 'OH NO!' exclaimed the man, when did this happen? St. Peter replied, 'don't worry, that's God, he just likes to think he's Nicky Hayden!' Then another bike came flying right into the middle of all of them knocking them down like bowling pins in a cloud of dust & debris. "What was that!!!" exclaimed the man... "Oh", said St. Peter, "that was the Devil... he likes to think he's Dani Pedrosa..."